Obama, Loosed From the Bonds of the Presidency

February 27, 2017 Patrick Watson 0

I'd like to close out this year's African-American history month by looking back at one of the most remarkable chapters that just ended - the presidency of America's first black President, Barack Obama. Neptune Barack Obama's career in national politics can be crudely summed up by the transits of one planet - Neptune. This is…

5 Ways The World Is Deliberately Trying To Dick With Astrologers

February 7, 2017 Patrick Watson 0

5) Twins While twins are an interesting and challenging problem for astrology, it's not an insurmountable one. In my talk "Little Lots and Arabic Parts: Big Differences in Similar Charts" at last year's ISAR conference, I demonstrated how you can differentiate between the charts of twins using Lots and Zodiacal Releasing. The problem is that…

Netflix and Chill: I Can’t Even Neptune How Pisces This Is Right Now

January 29, 2017 Patrick Watson 0

Neptune, the planet of illusion and fantasy, was discovered in 1848. In that same year, celluloid was first created, the substance that would make the cinematic art form possible, a direct projection of one's imagination, the pinnacle of illusion and fantasy. Neptune's transits through the signs of the zodiac and major planetary aspects are essentially…

Venus Retrograde in Aries and Donald Trump’s Penis (NSFW, Duh)

January 21, 2017 Patrick Watson 2

Excuse me, just putting on my mental hazmat suit. There we go, now it's on. Just letting you know I will not be normalizing Donald Trump now or ever. However to understand his chart, we will have to understand him as a person. And to understand Trump as a person means understanding extremely normal things…

Uranus the ‘Fuck You’ Planet: Donald Trump Up Uranus

January 19, 2017 Patrick Watson 4

Trigger Warning: If you're a Trump fan, you might still find some things useful in this article, but you should know I rip on him because it is my constitutional right and because he totally deserves it. I don't kiss rings, least of all for a person as honestly despicable as Donald Trump. If you…

Longest of Longshots: Mercury Retrograde Conjunct Pluto in Capricorn

December 18, 2016 Patrick Watson 13

On November 8th 2016, Donald Trump appeared to win the 2016 election through the winner-take-all system of the electoral college, despite losing the popular vote to Hillary Clinton by nearly 3 million votes. As an astrologer, citizen and person, I found this event to be extremely shocking, tragic and frightening. Yes, I withdrew from everything…

FLOWCHART: Why You Predicted the 2016 Election Incorrectly

November 5, 2016 Patrick Watson 6

In at least 5 days, we will hopefully know who won the 2016 US presidential election. Scottish astrologer Mark Cullen has been cullin' (HA!) astrological predictions about the 2016 elections from around the web into one big post on Skyscript. Out of 47 public predictions, 67.4% have predicted a Clinton victory (including me)¬†and 32.6% have…