Bannon, Uranus and Yods, How Bow Dah?

February 24, 2017 Patrick Watson 0

The first episode of BigFatAstroVlog is here! It is titled Bannon, Uranus and Yods, How Bow Dah? This episode tackles the following topics: #hotpieceofastro - The astrology of ¬†the "Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dah" internet meme #smellslikeastro - Bannon's fascination with the astrology-ish Fourth Turning generational cycle theory and Uranus in Gemini #paininmyastro -…

TEASER: Big Fat Astro Vlog

February 14, 2017 Patrick Watson 0

So you might have noticed...patrickwatsonastrologer.com has turned into bigfatastro.com. But that's not all! I thought to myself, y'know, what do my readers really want? Clearly you want to see my Big Fat As...tro Vlog! It's a new show centered on astrology topics such as #smellslikeastro, #paininmyastro, #hotpieceofastro, #rightupyourastro and more! It should be mildly amusing…

5 Ways The World Is Deliberately Trying To Dick With Astrologers

February 7, 2017 Patrick Watson 0

5) Twins While twins are an interesting and challenging problem for astrology, it's not an insurmountable one. In my talk "Little Lots and Arabic Parts: Big Differences in Similar Charts" at last year's ISAR conference, I demonstrated how you can differentiate between the charts of twins using Lots and Zodiacal Releasing. The problem is that…

Netflix and Chill: I Can’t Even Neptune How Pisces This Is Right Now

January 29, 2017 Patrick Watson 0

Neptune, the planet of illusion and fantasy, was discovered in 1848. In that same year, celluloid was first created, the substance that would make the cinematic art form possible, a direct projection of one's imagination, the pinnacle of illusion and fantasy. Neptune's transits through the signs of the zodiac and major planetary aspects are essentially…

Venus Retrograde in Aries and Donald Trump’s Penis (NSFW, Duh)

January 21, 2017 Patrick Watson 2

Excuse me, just putting on my mental hazmat suit. There we go, now it's on. Just letting you know I will not be normalizing Donald Trump now or ever. However to understand his chart, we will have to understand him as a person. And to understand Trump as a person means understanding extremely normal things…

Uranus the ‘Fuck You’ Planet: Donald Trump Up Uranus

January 19, 2017 Patrick Watson 4

Trigger Warning: If you're a Trump fan, you might still find some things useful in this article, but you should know I rip on him because it is my constitutional right and because he totally deserves it. I don't kiss rings, least of all for a person as honestly despicable as Donald Trump. If you…